Anime With Ataru A magical carpet ride sprinkled with bits of chocolate and anime. 2008-06-29T20:15:39Z WordPress http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/feed/atom/ Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Whose Cuisine Reigns Supreme?!]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/?p=111 2008-06-29T20:15:39Z 2008-06-29T18:44:38Z Help my Japanese television has spilled over into my grocery shopping! While the broken down husk of TechTv, otherwise known as G4TV, has co-opted shows such as Sasuke (under the banner of Ninja Warrior) and Fox is busy making their own Hole in the Wall how can anyone forget the travesty that is Iron Chef America?

Not easily. In an effort to further subsidize and destroy the love I have for the original Iron Chef (Ryōri no Tetsujin) my local supermarket has stocked this item:


WHY!?
-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[The Creepiest Anime Sex-Toy you’ll see all week]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/?p=110 2008-06-29T18:40:42Z 2008-06-20T03:24:28Z Yes, Anime Is Everywhere

The other day I was taking a tour through the interior of a nondescript windowless building, when all the sudden I was surrounded by a wall of sex toys. This is important to note because I thought I was at a YMCA. Boy, was I wrong!

Behold, the “KOCHI” - a marvel of sexual and technological wonderment. Get it? It is possible something got slightly lost in translation Kochi = Kuchi (くち), which means mouth.

Let’s break down the features of this space-age product shall we?

  • “Solid Head with sucking action mouth!” (What, are they selling a G.I. Joe?)
  • “Usable pussy, ass and mouth!” (Umm.. Where the hell are the pussy and ass?! Is it on the back side of her head?)
  • “Kochi the Asian Fantasy Girl. Her beautiful eyes will captivate you as she pleasures you with her supple mouth and entices you with her tight pussy and ass. Show her who’s boss as your fill her every hole with you massive rod… she’s always willing. Blow up Kochi and let her blow you away! Sayonara!” (Wow, I see what you did there. You told me I have a massive rod and therefore I must buy your product!)

All this can be had for the very low-low one time price of $125.95. Hey with today’s economy that’s like two tanks of gas. Why drive somewhere when you can fuck a googly eyed prostetic head?

But all of this is nothing compared to the actual face of this abomination. JUST LOOK AT IT! Can’t you hear it yelling “HEEEEEY YOOOOU GUUUUYZ!”  I don’t know about you, but I like the things that my penis potentially goes into not to look like a Goonies character.

-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Nine Inch Nails + Japan + ??? = Profit!]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/?p=109 2008-06-14T21:35:51Z 2008-06-14T18:47:07Z First a house keeping item. The podcast name has changed. It is now just “Anime With Ataru.” See, since 2006 the scope of this podcast has widened greatly, and as such it really isn’t just a local podcast anymore. Compounded by the fact, I will be traveling and moving fairly soon it’s time to officially go national baby!

This video was posted over at the official Nine Inch Nails youtube channel. If you’ve watched enough Japanese television it doesn’t really phase you, but it is interesting to see Japanese women break it down to choreographed Nine Inch Nails song.

It did however, remind me that I did a goofy little J-Pop remix of a Nine Inch Nails song (Me, I’m Not) so I cut some “typically wacky” Japanese video to make my own response to the above posted.

Edit: Uploaded to youtube :-) Link
Enjoy!
-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Anime Is Everywhere. Stop Trying To Run From It.]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/?p=108 2008-06-08T14:36:21Z 2008-06-08T14:29:46Z Years ago I purchased a Sony DSR-PD170 . It’s a 3 chip DV camera great for shooting music videos, conventions and the such. Of interest to my listeners: the package actually came with some pretty awesome batteries.


-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Amy Makes You Lose Control]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/?p=107 2008-06-01T19:18:57Z 2008-06-01T03:23:41Z Amy Rose stopped by this week. I hadn’t seen her since Anime USA last year. After talking for a little bit she decided she really wanted to dance, so I let the camera roll while she did her stuff. Look at her go! Youtube Link

Song: Music Makes You Lose Control
Artist: Les Rythmes Digitales

-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Ubiquitous Piano Video Part 2: We’re Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/?p=106 2008-05-26T15:37:06Z 2008-05-25T22:24:13Z The “ubiquitous piano video” we all know and love is back. This time I play a Twisted Sister Staple - “We’re Not Gonna Take It” Enjoy! Youtube link
-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[How Not To Use GarageBand - Doctor Who]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/?p=105 2008-05-20T02:01:22Z 2008-05-19T23:46:28Z It seems that Garageband loops in produced media are much more prevalent than I ever imagined. Last week I pointed out the Loop “Asian Gamelan 1″ in a J-Pop song. This week I found the exact same loop somewhere I would have never expected it - ON DOCTOR WHO! Youtube Link.

*cue theme music*
WHOOOOO Weeeee ooooooooo Weeeee oooooeiiiiiii

-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Which of these things is not like the other?]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/?p=104 2008-05-19T03:21:51Z 2008-05-19T03:21:51Z I had some company over today, we were discussing the finer points of Final Fantasy VIII, specifically the song Eyes on Me. I brought up my playlist and as I clicked play I was assaulted with an almost unbearable image.

Which I will now share.

And with that image in your head, Goodnight.
-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Ubiquitous Youtube Piano Video Part 1: Gravitation Opening Theme - Super Drive]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/?p=103 2008-05-25T22:16:08Z 2008-05-17T23:25:40Z I’m sure by now in your internet travels you’ve seen one of these youtube videos where someone plays your favorite video game or anime theme song right? Now it’s Ataru’s chance to take the internet by storm - be sure to watch all the way to the end. Youtube Link
-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Anime USA Panel?]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/?p=102 2008-05-11T14:18:44Z 2008-05-11T14:18:44Z yeah, cause robots are SO boring...I’m chatting with some people at Anime USA about potentially doing a Panel this year. How would you, my dear listeners, feel about such a prospect? I could probably do something exciting, maybe about the podcasting process, but I think Tee Morris may already have that well covered. Or it could be a showcase of the weird, Japanese and macabre. (Ok, maybe not so much that last one.)

I think I willl ask this question in greater detail in the next coming podcast. Stay tuned. Oh and on an unrelated note: I’ve been using this great little wordpress plug in called “photo dropper” which searches creative commons licensed images and makes me seem more interesting than I am!

Creative Commons License photo credit: mckibillo

-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[How Not To Use GarageBand]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/?p=100 2008-05-10T14:34:03Z 2008-05-10T02:20:59Z I’m man enough to admit I listen to J-Pop on occasion. In my perusing on the internetz, I grabbed Leah Dizon’s debut album. It’s nothing special, your standard overly polished super-sugary J-Pop. However, what caught my ear was a particular song Are you feelin’ for me? - the groove seemed very familiar.

As it turns out, the highly original album is using easily identifiable GarageBand loops. Check the Video Podcast for some comparisons. Edit: youtube link, please rate!

-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Quick Shout Out and Update]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/?p=99 2008-05-05T03:32:16Z 2008-05-05T03:32:16Z Quick shout out to the guys over at Eeeper’s Choice podcast. It’s good to know I apparently have international listeners. It further belabors my concern that perhaps I should drop the “Northern Virginia” from the podcast name as I’m so much bigger than that. Right?

I have quickie podcast in the pipes that should be out soon (next week?) and then I still have all the loveliness from the Sakura Matsuri to edit. Stay tuned.

- Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Anime USA 2005 - m.o.v.e. Performance]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/?p=98 2008-04-28T01:29:08Z 2008-04-23T01:25:13Z Hi folks, I finally dumped some video I shot at Anime USA in 2005 of the m.o.v.e. performance. I cut it together, and here is the final product. Enjoy! I may upload the ipod version for download if you guys want it. Let me know.

-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[WWW.ATARUMOROBOSHI.COM]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/?p=97 2008-04-09T03:08:42Z 2008-04-09T03:08:42Z THIS POST APPEARS ON HTTP://WWW.ATARUMOROBOSHI.COM - IF IT IS SHOWING UP ON ANOTHER DUBIOUS ANIME WEBSITE, PERHAPS POSTED UNDER THE HANDLE “ANIME EPISODES”, IT IS NOT AUTHORIZED. INFACT IF YOU SEE THIS POST ON THAT OTHER DUBIOUS WEBSITE, THAT MEAN SAID WEBSITE OWNER HAS IGNORED REPEATED TAKE DOWN REQUESTS AND THEIR HOSTING PROVIDER HAS BEEN CONTACTED BY MULTIPLE BLOGGERS NOTIFYING THEM OF A CUSTOMER WHO IS VIOLATING THEIR TERMS OF SERVICES BY HOSTING A LINK FARM, AND STEALING CONTENT, IN ORDER TO DRIVE SEARCH ENGINE TRAFFIC.

But, I don’t think that’s a problem. So onto the real post.

Hi guys! A new podcast from Northern Virginia Anime With Ataru should be coming soon. I also have a guest podcast coming down the pipe, so sit tight I know you guys are itching for new content.

-Ataru

http://www.atarumoroboshi.com
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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[SPLOGS! Spam Blogs That Steal Content]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/?p=95 2008-04-01T21:44:23Z 2008-04-01T04:44:25Z This post is from www.atarumoroboshi.com

Since all my content is still actively being aggregated and stolen without attribution, I thought I would share a little big more about what’s happening here.

Splogs are essentially content and link farms which exist to drive search engine traffic and well steal your content to make money.

I’ve already gotten the attention my current “Splogger” and I’m awaiting him/her to stop aggregating my posts without my permission or attribution. Interestingly my posts dealing with the theft of my content have been removed, but older ones have not.

A more in depth read can be found over at Devtopics.com - Spam Blogs and Stolen Content.
There is a lot you can do to prevent other people from stealing your content and profiting off of your hard work. You can even contribute to a database of splogs at splogspot.com which is ever growing at a staggering rate. (Though at time of this post, I was unable to successfully add a splog due to a captcha issue)

Anyway, despite the fact this post will likely be shamefully ripped off as well, I figured I’d share this information for those who may end-up in the same boat.

-Ataru from www.atarumoroboshi.com, posting from his blog at www.atarumoroboshi.com, oh and by the way, www.atarumoroboshi.com

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[April…]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2008/03/31/april/ 2008-04-01T04:08:45Z 2008-04-01T04:08:45Z …is here.

Happy April.

Some upcoming updates from ATARUMOROBOSHI.COM coming soon.

That is, the only website that publishes this blog ;-)

-Ataru, proprietor of www.atarumoroboshi.com and not any other site.

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Anime-2000.com Steals content]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2008/03/27/anime-2000com-steals-content/ 2008-03-29T15:04:45Z 2008-03-28T04:46:05Z Here is the WHOIS information for Anime-2000.com

Domain Name: ANIME-2000.COM
Created on: 19-Mar-08
Expires on: 19-Mar-09
Last Updated on: 19-Mar-08

[REMOVED for now]
[REMOVED for now]@gmail.com
Shem, Itay en Rehov
Iir BeIsrael, 55286
Israel
97235534434

Domain servers in listed order:
NS1.ASMALLORANGE.COM
NS2.ASMALLORANGE.COM

POSTED FROM A SITE THAT IS NOT ANIME-2000.com - IF this appears on ANIME-2000.com it is not authorized!

-Ataru

March 29 Update:

My two last posts appeared on anime-2000.com for about a day. Amusingly this post sat on his site until this morning. They’ve been removed now.

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[There is smart and then there is utter stupidity, sadly this is a story of the latter.]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2008/03/27/there-is-smart-and-then-there-is-utter-stupidity-sadly-this-is-a-story-of-the-latter/ 2008-05-05T03:34:52Z 2008-03-28T02:59:11Z NOTE: IF YOU ARE READING THIS POST ON ANY OTHER BLOG OTHER THEN WWW.ATARUMOROBOSHI.COM IT IS NOT AUTHORIZED BY ME (ATARU) THE CONTENT CREATOR.

The other day I was looking at my site stats and I noticed a ridiculous amount of traffic coming from one domain. At first, I thought “great, someone must be really promoting the podcast.”How naive of me.

When I went to the site, what I found was a bit of a surprise - someone had posted all my blog content as their own! Copy and pasted every-single-mutha-fucking-post from atarumoroboshi.com and posted it. And leeching all my images to boot! What nerve, and talk about lazy, they kept my in line signature on all my posts.

WTF asshole?

Being the savvy individual I am, I gave this guy the benefit of the doubt. A quick whois turns up a newly registered domain this month to with the not-so-awesome GoDaddy and with hosting from a company called asmallorange (yeah, I haven’t heard of them either).

I sent him a nice email, asking him to remove the posts, and kindly asked him to not leech my images. I even politely suggested that maybe he was testing out his new blog and somehow “mistakenly” stole my posts and images. A week passed, and with no response, my patience wore thin.

Sadly, I had to modify my .htaccess file to prevent image leeching. (Sorry guys! I didn’t really want to.) Many thanks to Attack of the Gamer who had a quick and concise write up on how to modify the .htaccess file. I tried to re-direct the leechers to an image, but it seems I’m doing something wrong. Here it for giggles, maybe I’ll get it working later.

Anyway, while I can prevent him from stealing my bandwidth, this guy has also ripped of posts from Ani-One.com and the Hardcore Anime Podcast, and to date my content disingenuously sits on his site, sans my images.

NOTE: IF YOU ARE READING THIS POST ON ANY OTHER BLOG OTHER THEN WWW.ATARUMOROBOSHI.COM IT IS NOT AUTHORIZED BY ME (ATARU) THE CONTENT CREATOR

UPDATE: THIS POST HAS NOW BEEN SHAMELESSLY STOLEN AND POSTED.

UPDATE 2: AFTER THIS POST WAS SHAMELESSLY STOLEN AND POSTED, IT WAS THEN REMOVED - MY OTHER POSTS STILL REMAIN.

- Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Allo, Allo. Stay a while.]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2008/03/09/allo-allo-stay-a-while/ 2008-03-10T03:09:36Z 2008-03-10T03:09:36Z Hello fabulous podcast listeners.

I’ve had a couple people ask me about the status of the podcast, so I figured I’d update, and answer some questions.

  • No, I wasn’t at Katsucon. Though, I’m glad to hear that you got drunk and played the Japanese version of Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Now, stop emailing me about it.
  • Yes, I know the second season of Gunslinger Girl stinks. It’s a different animation studio, these things happen.
  • Learning Japanese is fucking hard, but at this point, I can read and write hiragana and katakana.
  • At this rate it doesn’t look like I’ll be regularly podcasting until the summer, this damn thing called life, seems to think it can get the better of me.

Keep the comments coming, I’ll try to keep the posts coming.

- Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[A Quick Note - From the Emergency Broadcast System]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2008/02/01/a-quick-note-from-the-emergency-broadcast-system/ 2008-02-02T05:03:12Z 2008-02-02T04:58:14Z Oh where oh where has Ataru been? A quick note and update about what is going on!

Do you ever see something you believe will be so funny, you giddily take out your cell phone in public?

Please see exhibit A:

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Campfire Songs]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2008/01/17/campfire-songs/ 2008-03-10T03:14:29Z 2008-01-18T01:20:29Z Some of you guys had a chance to preview a song I was working on last weekend at the anime club. I just recorded a rough cut of “Darkness Jones” or as certain people are calling it “Tuxedo’s Ass” be on the look out for a full song, with instrumentation, back up vocals and the works in the future.March 08 Update: Scratch that - it may be a while till you hear that one ;-) Sorry! Yes, it’s a silly song, and yes the chorus is “She loves Sailor Moon.” But more on that as it develops.Unrelated: I am looking for audio editing and production work FULL TIME in the Northern Virginia area. If you know anyone who works in audio post production and needs a creative self starter with his own home studio and equipment drop me a line!-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Anime Club Meeting today!]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2008/01/12/anime-club-meeting-today-2/ 2008-01-12T17:32:44Z 2008-01-12T17:32:44Z Hey folks, the NVAA club meeting is today at the Fairfax County Government Center.

I’m told they only have one room until 4 O’clock.

I’m working on some audio stuff, I’ll be there later today!

-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Drunken Story Time With Ataru: The Curse of the Silver Plated World of Warcraft Art Set and Easy Bake Oven]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2007/12/26/drunken-story-time-with-ataru-the-curse-of-the-silver-plated-world-of-warcraft-art-set-and-easy-bake-oven/ 2007-12-26T21:11:10Z 2007-12-26T21:10:27Z A departure for this month, a full episode dedicated to my segment “Story-Time With Ataru.” Sorry, this podcast isn’t actually “Drunken.”I figured I’d get more downloads if I said I was drunk when I recorded it! Is that why you downloaded it? 

Big O fans are in for a bit of treat, and if you’ve ever wanted to hear me have a 20 minute conversation with myself, you won’t want to miss this! And because I can, here is a screen cap from the intro of Great Teacher Onizuka.

 

-Ataru 

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Merry Christmas (An Update On All Things Ataru!)]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2007/12/25/merry-christmas-an-update-on-all-things-ataru/ 2007-12-25T13:05:51Z 2007-12-25T13:04:15Z Live from my parent’s basement on Christmas morning - it’s the boring Christmas update!

First of all, Merry Fucking Christmas. If you are reading this on Christmas, you probably need a hug. Sorry, I can’t hug you. I’m out of state, sequestered in the basement of my parents home, writing my dim candle light. (Which is admittedly pointless.)

Some important podcasty stuff!

1) A podcast will make it out this week. It’s not a traditional podcast, but I think you guys will enjoy it. I had hoped to have it out this morning, but alas, it was a larger undertaking then I had originally anticipated, which requires additional editing and recording. I Don’t think you’ll be disappointed though.

2) Guests: Well this one isn’t working out exactly like I planned. Alot of people enthusiastically said they’d love to come on the podcast but then changed their minds and went into the witness protection program as soon as I attempted to take them up on the offer. And as much as I just want to have some awesome random fans on my podcast, I’m not sure that interesting to listeners… You know what, fuck it, if you listen to the podcast and you feel you have something to contribute, maybe you want to do a head-to-head review of an anime with me? Contact me, and lets see what you’re made of. (Please be aware that you may be edited mercilessly in post-production!)

3) Other projects: I’m working on a sister site, which will produce serialized science fiction/sci fi podcasts. It’s nowhere near ready, but in the next six months I’ll have to split my time between both projects. Looking to launch the project website officially in the summer. More to come as it is developed. If you feel its been too long without an episode of Northern Virginia Anime With Ataru - shoot me a line, put a fire under my ass and I’ll make something.

4) I’m way behind on my anime watching - I need some quick good recommendations. There was one that Konaka Chiaki was involved with that I wanted to see, but I can’t recall its name. -_- What are the kids talking about these days? If you don’t post, I’ll just review Ebichu every damn episode.

Now go, spend time with your family and resent them because you could be watching anime instead!

-Ataru 

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Ataru In Anime USA Promo!]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2007/12/09/ataru-in-anime-usa-promo/ 2007-12-11T23:50:48Z 2007-12-09T14:48:27Z Yesterday while I was at the NVAA meeting I found out that I appear in the PBC Productions Anime USA video! Check it out (Thanks, Quarky!)

As for the promo, I appear as Amy Rose (at 0:59 seconds) looking all hip, as I greet someone off screen and I appea as a non-descript Ninja at the Pirates vs Ninjas Dance-off.

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Me, I’m not (Ataru Love Mix)]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2007/12/05/me-im-not-ataru-love-mix/ 2007-12-06T03:58:51Z 2007-12-06T03:15:40Z I’m a big Nine Inch Nails fan. Trent Reznor is one of the few artists that I have truly followed in the last 15 years. I picked up Y34RZ3R0R3M1X3D the past week. The album contains complete multi-track versions of all the songs on Year Zero. This man knows what his fans want. Trent even launched a remix site: http://remix.nin.com It’s teeming with awesome remixes. I only wish I had time to go through them all.

Ok, so by now you are going “What does this have to with Anime, Ataru?”

Sadly, I don’t have time right now to do a ‘real’ remix - but I wanted to share with you my quick and dirty remix featuring the closing to Love Love? It just sorta happened.

Give me some feedback! Maybe I’ll do some more.

-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Roger, AAAAAAAAH Defender of the Universe!]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2007/12/01/roger-aaaaaaaah-defender-of-the-universe/ 2007-12-02T03:24:07Z 2007-12-02T03:17:06Z Big O has a special place in my heart as one of those existential, ‘what the fuck just happened?’ shows that I actually enjoyed (Serial Experiments Lain is another one.) Script writer Chiaki J. Konaka has been known to work on dark and cerebral shows. There were so many endearing qualities in Big O that added to the overall quirkiness of show. It drew me in. The film noir camp was offset with smart inside writing that was chock full of Western references and allusions. To top it all off, I absolutely love the opening, which is styled quite shamelessly after Queen’s Flash Gordon. I’ve even been tempted to find some Big O Dojinshi. Yes, I know Dorothy is a robot.

But now, I can begin to appreciate Roger Smith on an even higher level. How is that possible you ask? Many may recall Gargoyles, a real kick-ass animated television show that aired on the Disney Afternoon in the mid-nineties. Gargoyles set itself apart by actually attempting an intelligent contiguous story line. While the intended core audience was children the show had some complex story lines about time travel and causality. (See Vows)

So imagine my girlish delight when I was watching the first episode of season 2 of Big O, Roger the Wanderer. Roger Smith finds himself shuffling in the past, in the old Paradigm City, full and bustling with people.

And who do we see but these three guys!

In case you didn’t recognize them, that’s Broadway, Lexington, and Brooklyn. Though Broadway seems to have stolen Goliath’s Jaw.

/End Geek Transmission

Addendum: I will be attending The Gathering of the Gargoyles in 2008.

-Ataru

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Anal Anime Watcher http://www.myspace.com/leemangrum <![CDATA[Top 10 Anime Guys I Wouldn’t Touch With a Ten Foot Pole. (Or, ‘How I Learned to Set Standards’)]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2007/11/30/anime-guys-i-wouldn%e2%80%99t-fuck-with-a-two-inch-pole/ 2007-12-01T03:32:32Z 2007-12-01T03:20:56Z We have all seen cute bishonen male characters and thought “I’d hit that!” No? I have. As an Anal Anime Watcher, I adeptly adhere to a certain set of criteria when it comes to my men, Bishie or otherwise. You gotta be more than just cute.

This isn’t even a gay/girly thing. Ataru said in the podcast that androgynous male characters make him feel funny inside. Actually on several occasions he mentioned his confusions about the Bishie’s. (Hmm, I wonder if he’s not telling us something.) Don’t let that prettiness fool you. Some of these characters hide deep, dark secrets. They have commitment issues, abandonment issues, anger issues and could quite possibly be the worst lay ever.

So, without further inane bantering:

Top 10 Anime Guys I wouldn’t Touch With a Ten Foot Pole

Number 10: Shinji (Evangelion)

Yeah, he’s cute and all, but what a little emo baby. If Shinji had a myspace, he’d probably comb his bangs over his eyes, his playlist would feature My Chemical Romance, and he would post bulletins about his crappy poetry. Oh, heres an example now:

Father Why? By: Shinji Ikari
Dark, Darky, Darkness.
My soul it bleeds Darkness.
By the way, Darkness.

I bet he even cries in bed. “Waaaah, I’ve got daddy issues.” Geez, what a whiny little bitch.

Number 9: Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

I suppose this could bring a whole new meaning to the term “doggie style.” Seriously, another chest full of body hair, and I might as well suit up for some R&R with Lassie. While the prospect of being domineering over Inuyasha is slightly appealing (Sit! Inuyasha Sit!) he is way too emotionally abusive for my taste. Makes you feel real sorry for Kagome, doesn’t it?

Number 8: Nin-Nin (La Blue Girl)

OK. So not a bishonen. But, I’ll admit, he’d probably be really frisky and energetic in bed. A guy like Nin-nin is horny all the time and I’m not sure if I want to invest in the costly commitment of a life-time supply of KY. Everything would be chapped. Does anyone really want know what’s behind his mask? 10 bucks says it would be nothing but tentacles. Besides, midget sex is just wrong (for me!)

Number 7: Jet Black (Cowboy Bebop)

He does have that handsome, rugged good look thing going for him, but that metal arm worries me. Does he know what it means to be gentle? That thing is going to pinch…something. I’d rather not risk it. Maybe he could take it off? Well, even if he did, then we’d be talking nub sex, and that’s….Let’s not get into that.

 

Number 6: Yu-Gi-Oh (Yu-Gi-Oh)

I can hear his battle call now: “Only one shall be the dominant, I have trained! My victory is assured!” Translation: “I am selfish in bed! You shall finish up on your own! Go make me a sammich!” At this rate, I’ll have to use my Call of the Haunted trap card just to get what I want. I know you’re the “King of all Games,” but would it hurt for you to reciprocate in the sack?

Number 5: Zaraki Kenpachi (Bleach)

Zaraki: “So, Do you want the eye patch on or off?”
Me (Whimpering): “Umm…on?”
Zaraki: “Well, too damn bad.”

 

*insert sounds of screams*

 

(Ed. note: Again, It pains me to link a viz site. Sorry guysx2!)

Number 4: Kazuma Kuwabara (YuYu Hakusho)

That pompadour…My god, that pompadour! That is all.

 

Number 3: Alphonse Elric (Full Metal Alchemist)

How would this work exactly? I suppose I could stand inside of him? Would I need a metal detector to determine if he was aroused? Wait, what? He’s underage? Shit, never mind. Time to call robo-cop for a booty call. He doesn’t just keep a gun in his leg if you know what I mean.

Number 2: Sasuke (Naruto)

Listen possible suitors, being whiny is not sexy. As such, we are going to have some problems. That’s right, I’ll give you something to cry about. Sasuke wouldn’t be able to adequately meet my needs, he would probably be too busy going on about his undying love for his brother anyway. (or whatever his problem is). Alas, if Shinji (see #10) had a headband, thy name would be Sasuke.

Number 1: Light Yagami (Death Note)

Not just because he’d probably kill me immediately afterwards (by writing “STD” in his notebook), but because, Light always has his Death Note, and I don’t want to take the chance of touching it. Seeing a lumbering googly-eyed shinigami watching me in action would be an instant downer. I’ll bring apples just in case. (Ed. note: It pains me to link to the viz death note site. Sorry guys!)

Who wouldn’t you touch with a ten foot pole?

-The Anal Anime Watcher

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Anime USA 2007 With Ataru!]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2007/11/23/anime-usa-2007-with-ataru/ 2007-11-23T23:22:37Z 2007-11-23T23:22:37Z Join Ataru on his 3 day journey into the belly of the beast - Anime USA 2007. Aren’t you the least bit curious what pissed him off?

-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Anime USA 2007 With Ataru - Show Notes]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2007/11/23/anime-usa-2007-with-ataru-show-notes/ 2007-11-24T00:54:29Z 2007-11-23T22:58:41Z

Phew, that’s over with. And now the good stuff
Interview 1: Kilika and his increasingly popular Blue and Blond comic
Interview 2: James Miller, Vice con chair of operations at Katsucon extolling the virtues of full contact jousting.
Interview 3: Photographers TopS3cret and Carroll
Interview 4: Engraving artist Cosmos. (She takes commissions!)
Various other items of interest: Pop’N Music great Konami rhythm game that has yet to cross the Pacific.
Special Thanks: Ahnold (Justin), all the Ninjas at the Friday Pirates Vs Ninja Dance Off,
Closing songs:
Sonic Boom - From Sonic CD (U.S. Version)
Super Mario Brothers (Arrange Version) - Famicom Music
Until next time!

-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Anime USA 2007 Videos and Pictures]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2007/11/19/anime-usa-2007-videos-and-pictures/ 2007-11-23T22:23:17Z 2007-11-19T23:05:30Z I’m going to gather various pictures and videos here from Anime USA 2007. This post will be ongoing and updated as stuff filters through. Please comment, if you found a video or gallery you’d like to share.

Lets get those photos coming! Post updated: November 23rd

Me As Amy Rose:

Me as Amy Rose (Thanks ACP)

More Amy Rose (Thanks ZoEcchi)

Guess what? More Amy Rose! (Thanks Refractor)

Amy and Cream (Thanks Carroll)

Amy and TopS3cr3t X2 (Thanks Carroll)

More Amy and Cream (Thanks TopS3cr3t)

What’s that? More Amy?  (Thanks TopS3cr3t)

Youtube:

Round 1 of the Pirate Vs. Ninja Dance Off (Thanks Indremafan)

Galleries:

Mizu Gamer Studioz Anime USA 2007 Set (Thanks Darkmist)

TopS3cr3t Photography Anime USA 2007 Set and Downloadable Set (Thanks TopS3cr3t)

Anime USA Staff Photo Sets (Thanks Anime USA)

Cosplay.com Photographer EuroBeatKing Set (Thanks EBK)

Refactor Productions Gallery (Thanks Refactor)

Quadrain’s Gallery

Meetup.com -Anime USA 2007 Pictures

Carroll Kong Photography (Thanks Carroll!)

Threads:

Anime USA Forums - Photogalleries for AUSA 07

Cosplay.com Forums - AUSA 2007 Pictures/Con-Reports etc

-Ataru

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Anal Anime Watcher http://www.myspace.com/leemangrum <![CDATA[“The Anal Anime Watcher?” WTF?]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2007/11/18/the-anal-anime-watcher-wtf/ 2007-11-19T01:20:24Z 2007-11-19T01:20:24Z Hello faithful listeners of Northern Virginia Anime With Ataru!

You’re probably wondering who the hell I am, and what I’m doing here. See, Ataru was tinkering with the idea of getting some guest columnists on his site. He wanted to try to diversify his audience as much as possible, so he tried to find a female who would come in and write a article or two. However, since there are no women on the internet, he had to settle for the next best thing: A really gay nerd.

Don’t believe me? Damn you people on the internet with your non-believing-ness. Fine, here is all the proof you need. Here I can be seen welcoming our new Popsicle overlords.

Glad we could share that moment. Anyway, it’s probably a good idea let people know a little about myself. I am an otaku. I don’t watch anime nearly as much as I should, but I read manga like it’s my Bible. For the record, I read Naruto before it became popular with 5-year olds, and it’s still a guilty pleasure. Yu Yu Hakusho popped my anime cherry and I still say Digimon is better then Pokemon. I want Bleach to end, so Tite Kubo can finish Zombie Powder. Lastly, I think we all have a little Osaka in all of us. If you know what the hell I’m talking about we’ll get along great. If not, why the hell are you on an anime podcast site? A question, I too, may soon be asking myself.

If you want to learn more about me, you can visit your local library, it is an excellent resource where you can learn important things about the past and present. For example did you know the leatherback turtle is the largest of all living turtles? And it’s the only species in the genus Dermochelys?!

For further reading please go to my myspace page. It has my bio, and I blog there almost daily.

-The Anal Anime Watcher

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Day 2 - Anime USA 2007]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2007/11/18/day-2-anime-usa-2007/ 2007-11-19T03:37:44Z 2007-11-18T22:35:12Z Saturday

Breakfast

It’s the most important meal of the day, and as such, I ventured over to the hotel continental breakfast buffet. I deftly navigated my way past a fourteen year old Naruto and Sasuke. Upon my entrance , I was visually assaulted with a bemused cross-section of Hotel Staff and non congoing guests. One business man in particular, fresh off a plane, with his bags still in tow walked into the dining area only to grimace and and do an about face. “Look, I just want to sit by myself!” sums his sentiment up well. So obligingly, the hostess sat him next to the guy who was completely painted blue.

Food was the standard affair, though I still don’t entirely understand this whole ‘I’m going to eat while wearing the very delicate and one-of-a-kind costume you worked on for six months’ thing. Look, I like your costume, but please, no need to bring your nineteen foot glittery and expansive entourage of clay deities, to hang from your shoulder as you dine. I half hope one of those little guys falls down into your cream of wheat.

Panels (Wooden is my Favorite)

As many of you know, I generally don’t go to panels. It’s not that I don’t want to go, as there were many interesting panels and speakers. I just don’t end up going, unless a serendipitous turn of events pushes me to down into a seat. Actually, I wanted to go to Ghost In The Shell: A Discussion but after dropping over one-hundred dollars on sushi and sake, it seemed wise to retire to something less interactive. (Like the bathroom.)

Eventually, I will have some sort of panel or table at one of these cons, and I fear no-one will care to stop by because, well, panels are boring! Let us begrudgingly cross that bridge next year.

Dealers Room Part II (Empty Wallet Cometh)

Let me get it out of the way: I’m a sucker. I bought a twenty dollar grab bag from the Anime Sekai booth. I ended up with a Death Note fan, Fruits Basket mouse pad, a deck of cards from some random anime, a mini Godzilla key chain, and an Evangelion figure. All of which, I can use practically on a day-to-day basis. Well worth twenty dollars, in my opinion! -_-*

I did score an awesome Famicom Music Compilation which contains one of the most interesting arrangements of the Super Mario theme I’ve heard to date. I was drawn towards the cd because of it’s clean yet enticing packaging. Doesn’t it just make you want to buy it?

I also wish to share with you one of the worst Hentai DVD covers I have even seen in my dear life. How can you go wrong with a title like Milk Money? Oh, here’s how.

Game Room

The air in the game room was thick and wrought with a distinct spritz of bawls and unwashed male testicle (not to be confused with the rare and oft sought female testicle.) With the assistance of an outside vendor Anime USA pulled all the stops this year with the next gen systems and flat screen televisions. Sadly, missing from the game room were several dance and rhythm game staples (including any kind of actual arcade unit) that should be at every convention. In the Groove was to make an appearance, but in an apparent last minute foible by a truck rental company the arcade machine could not make an appearance. Some games from previous years that were missing in action: Para Para Paradise and Taiko no Tatsujin.

Artists Alley

The Artists Alley wasn’t as centrally located as it had been at Tyson’s corner, and inevitably there were artists who sat in dark obscure corners. I had a chance to sit down at one such obfuscated table with Cosmos and Hunter from Cosmos Studios. Since no one was buying anything from them, I took the opportunity to make myself comfortable behind there table, where I began attempting to create free hand drawings and sell bookmarks! By the nights end I had somehow managed to sell my unfinished drawing to a nice woman who had already purchased three bookmarks an hour earlier. Want to know the best way to sell a bookmark?

Ataru: ‘Excuse me sir! Do you read books?’

Confused Patron: ‘Why yes! Yes I do!’

Ataru: ‘Me too! But I always would loose my spot, and if I lost my spot, I’d have to start the book all over again, I’m still reading Moby Dick. This is where the new state-of-the art bookmark technology comes into play!’

*Ataru Picks up book and places bookmark at page 480*

Ataru: ‘Oh no! I’ve lost my page, however will I find it? Was it page 210? No. It was 316? Curse this dangerous dystopic future! Oh here it is, page 480.’

Confused Patron: ‘I’ll take eight!’

Cosplaying and Randomness

In the afternoon I donned my increasingly infamous Amy Rose costume. I met up with Cream and we walked the circuit confidently. Without peripheral vision. This was the fourth time I wore Amy, and it seems I’m pretty easy to pick out. I was constantly lost in a sea of people shouting “AMY.” I think the gig is up though. Enough people were yelling “There’s a dude in there!” to soften the surprise of a man being under the suit. I received many comments this time around. Most notable were, “Wow, it must be hot in there!” (No Shit!) and my favorite “You are so Warm!” (Thank you?)

Fellow podcaster Tyler from Rangercast caught up with me while I was in costume and wanted to provide his listeners with an update of “That guy in the Amy Costume from Katsucon.” As usual, I ran at the mouth, and I can’t even remember what I said. Look for his Anime USA podcast sometime soon, hopefully, I’ll make the cut.

The Podcast

Despite going analog and lo-fi I’ve got some great audio which I hope to dump and edit this week. I hope to have it out and edited shortly after Thanksgiving. Until then, tide your hunger by downloading last years Anime USA podcast.

Please send any pictures and or video you’d like to share with me at Ataru_@_Atarumoroboshi_.com

-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Day 1 - Anime USA 2007]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2007/11/17/day-1-anime-usa-2007/ 2007-11-19T03:40:50Z 2007-11-17T16:16:49Z Friday

Yes, I know. It’s Saturday, and you are all wondering where the hell I was yesterday. Well, let me tell you. I didn’t feel like paying 10 dollars to get internet access in my hotel room. Cheap Bastids!

Last week, I stayed in a nice waterfront Hilton in North Carolina. It was quaint, going through some renovations, and despite drunk marines having fist fights at 3:15 am on a Sunday morning outside my door, I HAD FREE INTERNET!

So again, apologies.

Arrival

Within 10 minutes of arrival, before I could check in and in true Anime Convention style the dreaded DRAMA Monster (also known by some scientists of ‘craziess bulshiticus’) ran over birthed a steaming death baby at my feet. “Oh what a fun weekend this is going to be” I thought.

I checked in, and quickly got to doing some hand held recording. Got some great interviews, and talked with some great people. More on that later though.

Hotel Setup

Anime USA is in a new hotel this year, and frankly, I hate the Crystal City location. Not the hotel itself (which suffers from the usual con deficiencies - like being stuck in elevator hell!) but the parking, driving, and space situation. This Hyatt location only offers valet parking for their guests. In a packed D.C. Suburb, parking is limited, and if you aren’t a hotel guest that means you get to pay 30 dollars a day to park somewhere else! If you are like me and freak out about people driving your car, and further more stealing your pennies from the ashtray then you’ll understand how quickly and gingerly I handed my keys over to the valet.

Tee Morris Talks!

I never do panels, mostly because I’m walking around. Almost entirely by accident I walked by Tee Moriss’ panel, and found myself sitting, both entertained and informed for the better part of an hour. Tee Morris is a science fiction/fantasy writer, who interestingly enough is probably most well known for his Podcasting for Dummies Book. I spoke to Tee in passing last year, a mentioned that I was beginning a podcast (this one!) He had nothing but words of encouragement and he was happy to provide some new creative inspiration and drive to some side project I have brewing.

I’ll admit it, I haven’t read any of his books (not even his podcasting books, though funnily enough, he is releasing a book for ‘advanced users’ which suggests the use of my personal and current favorite mic the AKG Perception 200 ) It was a great panel, I also met and spoke with other podcasters who share some valuable information. If Tee’s presence as a speaker contains the same amount of energy and humor as his books do, then I think I’ll be in for a treat when I find some time to sit down and read.

Pirates Vs Ninjas Dance Off

The Pirates Vs Ninjas Dance Off was originally an unofficial ‘in-the-hallways’ event at Otakon 2006 by some of the people at cosplay.com Since then it has been parlayed into an officially sanctioned con event across the Virginia area which  garners enough attention to fill a main events room. I had NO plans to be involved in this when Reptile himself appeared in an elevator door, and in his slithery voice asked me if I too was going to the dance off to represent the ninja nation?!

The rest as they say is “uneasy coercion, followed by crying.”

Before I knew what I was doing, I was dance battling against the pirate team in a room full of about 200 people. I’ll boast here for a second and say I single handedly won the second round for the ninjas ;-) At one point an opposing pirate lost his shirt to reveal his chiseled physic and six pack abs. Not one to be outdone, I quickly responded by exposing my doughy, hairy, non-chilsed body to a room a screaming fan girls (and some boys?)

But alas, in the end, the Pirates were victorious. So perhaps next year, when this certain ninja may loose his pants. Anyone who has pictures or video of the event SEND IT TO ME!

Dealer Room

Did anyone else get the distinct impression that you had just walked into your grandmothers basement? The dealer room seemed to have the requisite stations, though there was an overabundance of Yaoi and associated wooden paddle. There was one dealer in particular I did like, that had almost exclusively Visual Kei merchandise. Much of it I wanted, such as a couple Merry albums.

Domestic and Import games were showing pretty strong but none of it was reasonably priced. For the last time, a ps2 Best Hits is a re-release (ala greatest hits) in Japan. It should not sell for 70 dollars USD. The highest Japanese street price for these games 20 dollars, though I’ve seen them for as cheap as 15. Out in a strong force was ‘old-school’ merchandise of all kinds. One vendor, Asylum Anime had all kinda of great old Rumiko Takahashi, and Urusei Yatsura posters.

I’m going to make a second pass on the dealers room today and see what else I can find.

More to come! -Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Live Blogging from Anime USA!]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2007/11/15/live-blogging-from-anime-usa/ 2007-11-16T01:13:28Z 2007-11-16T01:13:28Z Ladies and Gentlemen, Anime USA is nigh.

Seeing as I actually have a hotel room this year, I’ll be able to connect to the internet on a somewhat regular basis. What does this mean you ask? (What? You didn’t ask?) It means I’ll be posting through until Sunday!

Stay tuned, I have treats in store, and you wont want to miss it. You may cringe at times, you might even want to look away, but trust me. It’s worth it! Think of my live blogging attempts as a form of death torture.

Like Death By Snu Snu!!

death by snu snu

Oh yeah, it going to be one of those weekends! -Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Anime USA 2007 is THIS WEEK!]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2007/11/13/anime-usa-2007-is-this-week/ 2007-11-13T11:09:45Z 2007-11-13T11:08:59Z Get Pumped. Get ready. Anime USA is upon us. You can get yourself in the right mindset by listening to last years Anime USA Podcast which features such choice selections as “Is She Legal” and death being thrust upon me from a falling chandelier.

Come and find me, I will be recording the podcast on and off all weekend and will likely see me at the 21 and Over Cosplay Gathering

Oh and, be on the look out for me in my Amy Rose cosplay!

-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Ninja Harder - Hollowcon Remix!]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2007/11/04/ninja-harder-hollowcon-remix/ 2007-11-05T01:22:30Z 2007-11-05T01:15:14Z So Ninja’s got back. Now it’s time for NINJA HARDER! In the first of what should be many video podcasts to complement the site.

Also on youtube

-Ataru

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Happy Halloween!]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2007/10/31/happy-halloween/ 2007-11-01T00:31:59Z 2007-11-01T00:30:03Z Whoa! The Hollowcon podcast just hit 45 downloads. That’s pretty awesome considering I put it out on Monday night. You guys suck. Thanks for the support guys and look forward to the Anime USA podcast next month.

Some general site related things:

  • Comments: Currently all comments posted to the site must be approved. Don’t panic if you post a comment and don’t see it right away. If you have previously approved comments you can post without my approval. I’m doing this because I’m getting hit with spam comments. I’m looking into some more full featured word press plugins to adress this.  
  • Site links:  If you are the proprietor of a website and wish for me to link to you please contact me.
  • Guests: I have some exciting guests lined up. If you are a fansubber, scanlator, or otherwise involved in the local anime community drop me a line.
  • -Ataru

 

 

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Ataru http://www.atarumoroboshi.com <![CDATA[Hollowcon with Ataru!]]> http://www.atarumoroboshi.com/2007/10/29/hollowcon-with-ataru/ 2007-10-30T02:33:59Z 2007-10-30T02:32:19Z Just in time for Halloween, Ladies and Gentlemen join me for some select moments from Hollowcon 2007. Find out what I was really thinking when I was shaking my ass, and why are fan-subbers pissing me off?

-Ataru

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