Help my Japanese television has spilled over into my grocery shopping! While the broken down husk of TechTv, otherwise known as G4TV, has co-opted shows such as Sasuke (under the banner of “Ninja Warrior“) and Fox is busy making their own “Hole in the Wall“ how can anyone forget the travesty that is Iron Chef America?

Not easily. In an effort to further subsidize and destroy the love I have for the original Iron Chef (Ryōri no Tetsujin) my local supermarket has stocked this item:

WHY!?
-Ataru

Yes, Anime Is Everywhere

The other day I was taking a tour through the interior of a nondescript windowless building, when all the sudden I was surrounded by a wall of sex toys. This is important to note because I thought I was at a YMCA. Boy, was I wrong!

Behold, the “KOCHI” - a marvel of sexual and technological wonderment. Get it? It is possible something got slightly lost in translation Kochi = Kuchi (くち), which means mouth.

Let’s break down the features of this space-age product shall we?

• “Solid Head with sucking action mouth!” (What, are they selling a G.I. Joe?)
• “Usable pussy, ass and mouth!” (Umm.. Where the hell are the pussy and ass?! Is it on the back side of her head?)
• “Kochi the Asian Fantasy Girl. Her beautiful eyes will captivate you as she pleasures you with her supple mouth and entices you with her tight pussy and ass. Show her who’s boss as your fill her every hole with you massive rod… she’s always willing. Blow up Kochi and let her blow you away! Sayonara!” (Wow, I see what you did there. You told me I have a massive rod and therefore I must buy your product!)

All this can be had for the very low-low one time price of $125.95. Hey with today’s economy that’s like two tanks of gas. Why drive somewhere when you can fuck a googly eyed prostetic head?

But all of this is nothing compared to the actual face of this abomination. JUST LOOK AT IT! Can’t you hear it yelling “HEEEEEY YOOOOU GUUUUYZ!”  I don’t know about you, but I like the things that my penis potentially goes into not to look like a Goonies character.

-Ataru

First a house keeping item. The podcast name has changed. It is now just “Anime With Ataru.” See, since 2006 the scope of this podcast has widened greatly, and as such it really isn’t just a local podcast anymore. Compounded by the fact, I will be traveling and moving fairly soon it’s time to officially go national baby!

This video was posted over at the official Nine Inch Nails youtube channel. If you’ve watched enough Japanese television it doesn’t really phase you, but it is interesting to see Japanese women break it down to choreographed Nine Inch Nails song.

It did however, remind me that I did a goofy little J-Pop remix of a Nine Inch Nails song (Me, I’m Not) so I cut some “typically wacky” Japanese video to make my own response to the above posted.

Edit: Uploaded to youtube Link
Enjoy!
-Ataru

 

 Me, I'm Not - Super Happy Love-Love J-Pop Remix: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (61)

Years ago I purchased a Sony DSR-PD170 . It’s a 3 chip DV camera great for shooting music videos, conventions and the such. Of interest to my listeners: the package actually came with some pretty awesome batteries.

-Ataru

Amy Rose stopped by this week. I hadn’t seen her since Anime USA last year. After talking for a little bit she decided she really wanted to dance, so I let the camera roll while she did her stuff. Look at her go! Youtube Link

Song: Music Makes You Lose Control
Artist: Les Rythmes Digitales

-Ataru

 

 Amy Makes You Lose Control: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (91)

I had some company over today, we were discussing the finer points of Final Fantasy VIII, specifically the song Eyes on Me. I brought up my playlist and as I clicked play I was assaulted with an almost unbearable image.

Which I will now share.

And with that image in your head, Goodnight.
-Ataru

I’m sure by now in your internet travels you’ve seen one of these youtube videos where someone plays your favorite video game or anime theme song right? Now it’s Ataru’s chance to take the internet by storm - be sure to watch all the way to the end. Youtube Link
-Ataru

 

 Ubiquitous Youtube Piano Video Part 1: Gravitation Opening Theme - Super Drive: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (111)

Here is the WHOIS information for Anime-2000.com

Domain Name: ANIME-2000.COM
Created on: 19-Mar-08
Expires on: 19-Mar-09
Last Updated on: 19-Mar-08

[REMOVED for now]
[REMOVED for now]@gmail.com
Shem, Itay en Rehov
Iir BeIsrael, 55286
Israel
97235534434

Domain servers in listed order:
NS1.ASMALLORANGE.COM
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POSTED FROM A SITE THAT IS NOT ANIME-2000.com - IF this appears on ANIME-2000.com it is not authorized!

-Ataru

March 29 Update:

My two last posts appeared on anime-2000.com for about a day. Amusingly this post sat on his site until this morning. They’ve been removed now.

Some of you guys had a chance to preview a song I was working on last weekend at the anime club. I just recorded a rough cut of “Darkness Jones” or as certain people are calling it “Tuxedo’s Ass” be on the look out for a full song, with instrumentation, back up vocals and the works in the future.March 08 Update: Scratch that - it may be a while till you hear that one Sorry! Yes, it’s a silly song, and yes the chorus is “She loves Sailor Moon.” But more on that as it develops.Unrelated: I am looking for audio editing and production work FULL TIME in the Northern Virginia area. If you know anyone who works in audio post production and needs a creative self starter with his own home studio and equipment drop me a line!-Ataru

A departure for this month, a full episode dedicated to my segment “Story-Time With Ataru.” Sorry, this podcast isn’t actually “Drunken.”I figured I’d get more downloads if I said I was drunk when I recorded it! Is that why you downloaded it? 

Big O fans are in for a bit of treat, and if you’ve ever wanted to hear me have a 20 minute conversation with myself, you won’t want to miss this! And because I can, here is a screen cap from the intro of Great Teacher Onizuka.

-Ataru 

 

 Drunken Story Time With Ataru: The Curse of the Silver Plated World of Warcraft Art Set and Easy Bake Oven: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (185)