Whose Cuisine Reigns Supreme?!

Help my Japanese television has spilled over into my grocery shopping! While the broken down husk of TechTv, otherwise known as G4TV, has co-opted shows such as Sasuke (under the banner of “Ninja Warrior“) and Fox is busy making their own “Hole in the Wall“ how can anyone forget the travesty that is Iron Chef America?

Not easily. In an effort to further subsidize and destroy the love I have for the original Iron Chef (Ryōri no Tetsujin) my local supermarket has stocked this item:

WHY!?
-Ataru