“The Anal Anime Watcher?” WTF?

Hello faithful listeners of Northern Virginia Anime With Ataru!

You’re probably wondering who the hell I am, and what I’m doing here. See, Ataru was tinkering with the idea of getting some guest columnists on his site. He wanted to try to diversify his audience as much as possible, so he tried to find a female who would come in and write a article or two. However, since there are no women on the internet, he had to settle for the next best thing: A really gay nerd.

Don’t believe me? Damn you people on the internet with your non-believing-ness. Fine, here is all the proof you need. Here I can be seen welcoming our new Popsicle overlords.

Glad we could share that moment. Anyway, it’s probably a good idea let people know a little about myself. I am an otaku. I don’t watch anime nearly as much as I should, but I read manga like it’s my Bible. For the record, I read Naruto before it became popular with 5-year olds, and it’s still a guilty pleasure. Yu Yu Hakusho popped my anime cherry and I still say Digimon is better then Pokemon. I want Bleach to end, so Tite Kubo can finish Zombie Powder. Lastly, I think we all have a little Osaka in all of us. If you know what the hell I’m talking about we’ll get along great. If not, why the hell are you on an anime podcast site? A question, I too, may soon be asking myself.

If you want to learn more about me, you can visit your local library, it is an excellent resource where you can learn important things about the past and present. For example did you know the leatherback turtle is the largest of all living turtles? And it’s the only species in the genus Dermochelys?!

For further reading please go to my myspace page. It has my bio, and I blog there almost daily.

-The Anal Anime Watcher